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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 13:49

Loons and Moons
Thumbs down again.
So, the docs changed it to read
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?
Next, they tried...
Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Hysterias & Posteriors
What's the cause of under eye dark circles and what treatments can help?
They put up a sign reading
Still no good.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
How do you know when your skirt is too short?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
share office space ...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
No way
—
So they tried
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Still no good
Minds and Behinds
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.
No, not a chance
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones