What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 13:49

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Loons and Moons

Thumbs down again.

So, the docs changed it to read

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Why didn’t Obito confront Kakashi after he witnessed him kill Rin?

Next, they tried...

Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

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Everyone loved it.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Hysterias & Posteriors

What's the cause of under eye dark circles and what treatments can help?

They put up a sign reading

Still no good.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

How do you know when your skirt is too short?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

share office space ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Does the land of Israel rightfully belongs to the Muslims as many Muslims strongly believe, and should Israelite Jews give up ownership of Israel to the Muslims to ensure peace in the Middle East?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Unacceptable again!

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No way

So they tried

What disturbed you today?

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Scientists identify two global ocean bands heating at record rates - Earth.com

Still no good

Minds and Behinds

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is anal sex allowed in Islam? It's not written anywhere in the Quran whether it's forbidden or not.

No, not a chance

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones